February 2012
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Day 20 - Someone you see yourself marrying/being...
I missed a day, told you I’d fail.
I used to think marriage was a pile of shit with a success rate of 40%, if you could call it that. However, now I think it’s a sweet way of declaring your love for someone and if it lasts, perfect, if it doesn’t, you’re a document away from being a divorcee. No big deal.
This is Thom, we’ve been together 2 and a bit years now and...
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top 5 reasons to stop exercising - utter bullshit →
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Things I hate
dyeing my hair (which I’m currently doing)
plucking my eyebrows (which I just finished doing)
jeans shopping
bra shopping
pretending to be interested in my boss’ kids
doing the washing up
when the battery on my e-cig dies
obligatory family meals
people who drive 40mph everywhere
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loveisadeathtrap asked: Next time I see you, I am going to fist you!! I HATE SHARKS!!!!
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russianliterature said: WHEN DID YOU GO TO THE SEASIDE WITH A STRANGE TALKING MAN
That’s you, you idiot.
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Fuck, shit, fuck I missed the Oscars.
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Gym
At the gym this morning I cycled 5 minutes, ran 3km in 28:28 minutes, rowed for 10 minutes, lifted 5kg weights for both biceps and triceps, lifted 30kilos, did 10 abdominal crunches (wanting to die the whole time) and did a shit ton of leg resistance work outs.
Like a boss.
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Day 19 - Nicknames you have; why do you have them
Lucy Nippleton - sounds like my last name. Biddly - no idea, but I’ve been called it for as long as I can remember. Jewbag Shitler Sweetie
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Day 18 - Plans/dreams/goals you have
own a Nissan Navara
see the northern lights by horseback
go diving in Indonesia
own a sweet little cottage
own a hedgehog
get married
raise a horse from a foal and train it myself
get covered in ink over the years
travel through America
get really good at weightlifting
stretch my labret
earn a decent wage, retire early
start my own charity
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Day 17- Someone you would want to switch lives...
No one, my life is boss as it is.
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Mensies
Me: If I saved a jar of my period blood to give to you, would you be happy?
Ally: I don't know.
Me: Would you drink it for £200?
Ally: Would you put glitter in it and a little scene like dracula so it was like a mensies snowglobe?
Me: Glitter, yes. Scene, no. Soooo?
Ally: Would it be a big jar? Wait, why am I even considering this?!
Ally: Don't fucking quote me on tumblr, you little shit.
Because I am a Woman: Green Your Period: DivaCup... →
arksendeavors:
becauseiamawoman:
I finally did it! I used my DivaCup, and let me tell you- there is no going back. For those of you who aren’t familiar with what it is, a DivaCup is a menstrual cup that you insert when you have your period. It catches all your menstrual blood, and when it is full you simply dump it in…
I already have one and love it! Rebloging to spread the word about this...
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